Technical Problems

I'm in the midst of a minor crisis and I just need some alone time. If you have any photos of special nosed guys, send them to me. See you soon.

JC Chasez

Yet another boy band mate. This is JC Chasez and I'm all about the boy here. Wonder what the ruler's about, wink, wink.

Prince Harry

Which Prince is howter? I am amazed the handsome men Diana made in her life. Who cares?Better that sweet young young? Of course never deny anything

LL Cool J

Hawt, what else can you say? I don't much for his 'music' but then again I'm busy looking else where. Super body kissable lips and the nose.

Bono

Look at the man. He's got the hair going, a nice 5 o'clock, but really, as usual, it's the schnozz that's the main object of desire here

Joey Lawrence

Whoa! Doesn't Blossom's brother look faboosh in this Dancing with the Stars? Hun, he was the only reason I saw Blossom! Loved him when he had hair and now he's a bald hottie with a fabu nose.

Sebastian Rulli

The pluses: the abs, hairy chest, nicely packed Speedos, seksi bedroom eyes, saving the best for last, the tasty nose. Sebastian is originally from Argentina, but now stars in telenovelas out of Mexico and I think from Venezuela. But who cares? He's mine anyway!

Adam Baldwin

Baby oy vey baby. A generation ago there was a coming of age film about a poor kid being the object a bully. The boy gets money together and pays Adam to be his body guard, Adam was that guy. He's come a long way and check out his nips and hairy chest. Wooof!

Gabriel Aubry

Look up, beotches, his nose is not there. Gabe is another from Canada. Currently he is on again with Halle Berry. Gurl, I'd be all over this piece of Canadian bacon. I wonder if this is an invitation to move up there.

Nestor Carbonell

I've always been a fan of Nestor. He's done mostly support, but watching him is my sport. And let's not forget the 5 o'clock shadow which might just mean there's more elsewhere.

Rupert Everett

Rupert, I never thought you had it in you. The man has great nipples, abs, and a treat with that delicious nose of his. Woof!

Bobby Cannavale

Here we have some handsome Grade A prime yubba dubba delicious. I loved his temporary role on 'Sex and the City,' and he's done mostly comedic supporting roles and last year was even up for a Tony. The boy is everywhere.

Julian Sands

Julian has always been one of Chiflado's favourite actors. He's got the nose, the hair, the accent (another thing that Chiflado appreciates),and he's given us full frontal in one film that I have seen. Maybe I should start a actors who have shown their willy.

Lance Bass

Yet another schnozz out of a boy group. In this case Chiflado is talking about Lance Bass of N'Sync where he was the bass singer, I know, hard to believe. Anyhooo, I find his schnozz intriguing.

Romain Duris

Interesting look, doncha think? The important things, the nose, 5'o clock shadow, and the intriguing jacket with an equally intriguing broach. BTW, Romain is one of my favourite French actors.

Jim Caviziel

Okay, this guy has everything going for him, the face, the lips, the bedroom eyes, and the schnozz. Jim's made some films but the one that brought him to our attention was 'The Passion of the Christ.'

Prince William

I think this is one hawt photo of a future king. I'm loving the BxW and those kissable lips, but ya'll know what I find attractive here. Looks like he got his Mum's looks, I mean this is a face that I would see in an art deco or art nouveau catalog.

Sean Hayes

A lot of people fell in love with Sean's characterization of Just Jack on 'Will & Grace, but I remember his indie movie before. The movie was called Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss. Add an enemy win for W&G and now he's producing a show and he's in a Broadway play, and he hosted this year's Emmy's. The boy's been quite busy all over the place. But I'll take the nose instead.

Naveen Andrews

I think the first time Chiflado heard of Naveen was from his work in 'The English Patient, and hon, he was hot in that film. He's done other work, but his name popped up as a cast member of 'Lost.' Recently he broke up again with his on again/off again relationship with Barbara Hershey, which means he's available guys.

Peter Facinelli

I have to admit I had never heard of him before the 'Twilight' films, but we know him now. I'm all about the 'Twilight' books and films and I will admit that he is quite the hawtie. Kudos on the nose and 5 o'clock shadow.

Melvil Poupaud

Melvil is yet another hawt Frenchie Pooh. He's done mostly French films, but he has made some american films rom-com in 'Le Divorce.' Whatever, the man is hawt and kudos for the five o'clock shadow.

Joe Jonas

Too young for Chiflado but there are others that might appreciate Joe. I have not listened to their music, but his nose has my attention.

David Thewlis

We gotta thank the UK for David. He's done many films but we always remember him from Harry Potter fans as Professor Lupin.

Matthew McConaughey

What can I say about Texan hawtie? Matt was made for the silver screen and he's done comedies, dramas, rom-com, and thrillers. His nose looks hotter in a profile but I could not find one but I did like this one because he's still gorgeous and it's BxW.

Fabio

Truth be told I have just been sitting here enjoying the view. Fabio is just too gorgeous for words. But check out his schnozz, it's equine perfect and Chiflado wants nothing other than to lick his nose...for starters. He got his start in the business as the model for a lot of romance novels.

Nowadays, he also does cameo appearances in film usually mocking himself. I have wanted to learn Italian, hmmmm.....................

Eric Dane

Check out this hottie. Eric has a lot going, the nose, premature gray hair, and kudos on the facial hair.

Dan Radcliffe

I usually don't like young men, but there are a few exceptions and Dan is a rare gem. Those who wonder if there will be a career after Harry Potter do not worry, Dan's already made some movies, television, and Broadway. This humble muggle is quite a fan.

Paul Rudd

Hawt and very seksi, doncha think? Not only a great nose, but kudos for all that hair. I remember when Paul first started out in the series 'Sisters' and he was married to Ashley Judd. I just wish I could be that sheet!

Alex O'Laughlin

I don't know about you but I would much prefer handling Alex than a koala. Alex comes to us from Australia and has already had a show under belt and will be starring in the updated 'Hawaii 5 0.' He was also the love interest for JLo in "The Back-Up Plan.

Paul Walker

I know what you're thinking, What a Babe! Well you're right. Mostly a B actor, we only see his movies just to take a gander at Paul.

Nicolas Sarkozy

Parisian born and bred and currently President of France. Owner of a hot nose if ever I saw one.

Ian Somerhalder

Sad to say Chiflado does not know who this guy is, but his nose caught my attention when I was looking for noses. Would you hit him?

Jean Reno

I always thought he was French, but Jean Reno was actually born in Casablanca, Morocco to Spanish parents. They moved to France when he was 12 where he began studying drama. He mostly does drama or thrillers with a rom-com every once in a while, and he's also done some American films. Anyhoo I find him attractive and not just because of his nose.

George Strait

Hubba Bubba is all I can say about George. No not really. Great song writer and singer, a lot of gold albums and platinum albums as well. Seems a bit on the shy side when I've seen him interviewed. Yep, that's our George.

Carlos Ponce

This muchacho is muy caliente! Carlos hails from Puerto Rico and he's had some talk shows on the Spanish stations as well as done a telenovela or two. Kudos on the hairy chest and treasure trail. I found two great photos of Carlos as you can see. The one in the blue speedos is from the movie 'Couples Retreat' where he plays the hottest yoga instructor evah!

Zac Efron

Okay, Chiflado prefers men, but every now and then a youngster comes along that tickles my fancy. I have to admit I saw the High School Musical franchise only because of him, and I will admit that I've seen his movies as well. The important thing is that he is one hawt number.

Gilles Marini

Vive la France! Gilles is one hawt number. His break out performance was in 'Sex and the City the Movie.' He was the next door neighbor that Samantha found interesting as did Chiflado. Then to top it off we are treated to a full frontal. Yummmmmm. Currently on 'Brothers and Sisters' where he somehow manages to to show off his hot torso, hawt, hawt, hawt.

Nick Jonas

The talented of the Jonas Brothers. Currently on-stage in London's West End as Marius in Les Miz. Granted I have not heard any of the Jonas' Brothers music, but with schnozz's like this it can't be all that bad.

A Blast From the Past

Here we have Basil Rathbone in one of the characters he made his own, Sherlock Holmes. He also played villains in period pieces where he got his sword out and got to battle with the protagonist.

Mark Ballas

Here we have yet another Dancing With the Stars alum. He's got a great derriere yes, nice abs, woof, but take a gander at the nose. That's a triple woof outta me.

Hugh Jackman

Hugh is one hot thespian from Down Under, and we thought Australia was only known for it's kangaroos. Hugh is great in thrillers, rom-coms, and he's won a Tony award for his portrayal of fellow Australian Peter Allen. He's also hosted the Tonys and the Oscars. He's got a great body as we can see from his portrayal of Wolverine, but once again it's the schnozz that takes my breath away. And he sings too. A true Renaissance man who can handle any role that comes his way.

Patrick Dempsey

Man oh man, this guy is hawt. Here's another classic Ugly Duckling that became a swan as he matured. I actually found him attractive from his dorky days and now he's playing romantic leads. You go boy.

Robert Pattinson

Robert first came to our attention in a Harry Potter film. Then he was cast as vampire Edward in the Twilight films and all hell broke loose. Honey, he can bite me any time!

Robert Downey Jr

Woof! Two time Oscar nominee and all around hawt guy. He caught Chiflado's eye early in his career. Robert has had his ups and downs and Chif has been there supporting him all the way.

Jude Law

Hawt Jude was nominated for an Oscar for 'The Talented Mr Ripley.' Where he is a great actor, Chiflado thinks he's delivered better performances in other films.

Jackson Rathbone

The quiet Cullen in the Twilight franchise. One rarely hears about the actor and so far, the character has had few lines. But if Eclipse is anything like the book, we'll hear more outta him. Hawt hawt hawt.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy

It wouldn't be a Dancing with the Has Beens season without Maks's topless torso making an appearance. Okay, he's got the pecs and biceps and delicious glutes, but once again, I can't help but be drawn to his gorgeous face with the schnozz, which just draws you in to his bedroom eyes.

Denzel Washington

Two-time Oscar winner and hawt looking man. Never a dull moment in a Denzel film. Good in drama and thrillers, yes, but every once in a while he'll sneak in a rom-com or dramedy and show off his hawt smile.

Patrick Stewart

The things I would do with his Hawtness Patrick Stewart in a holodeck! Newly knighted, he has shown his craft on the stage, television, and film. Fondly remembered by Chiflado as Capt Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek the Next Generation. The man's a Silver Daddy Woof!!!

Michael Pitt

Bedroom eyes, kissable lips, how can you not like a Michael Pitt film? Plus he's gone full frontal for us and Chiflado approves!