David Duchovny

Wow! Oh to be that tea cup. This man is plain hot in any age bracket. I never did get into the X-Files and was bored with Californication, but I guess I can watch things with him on mute he's just that good!

Jared Padelacki

In all honesty, Chiflado doesn't know any films he's made but who cares with a schnozz like that! He is a native San Antonian though.

A Blast From the Past

Tyrone Power was a hottie from Hollywood's golden era. He was as great an actor as he was handsome. Taken way too early from us, Chiflado was devastated to find out as a young gayling that he had died before Chiflado was even born. But I can still appreciate his good looks.

Michael Vartan

Of course he's hot and of course he's got a hot schnozz, he's French! Little known fact that only I would know, plus he's a polyglot, which is still an added boner, er bonus, with Chiflado.

Aaron Carter

While I much prefer mature men, every once in a while there's a youngster with a worthwhile nose and Aaron here is one such example.
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Manu Ginobili

The hottest nose in the NBA, San Antonio's guard Manu Ginobili's was broken in Friday night's game against Dallas. Our brave hero refuses to wear a mask but will use the minimum protection in game 4 against Dallas. Let's light a candle for Manu.

Ralph Fiennes

This is a rare case of a great profile to go with the hot nose. Plus he's got the Adam's Apple thing going, another Chiflado turn-on. Chiflado is one of the few people that can see The English Patient over and over and not be bored. And the man deserved an Oscar damnit!

Kevin Costner

I have been a Costner fan from way back. He was in a little known film called American Flyers that first caught my eye and I was hooked ever since. The added bonus is the hairy chest. Woof!

Daniel Craig

Not one of my favourite 007's, but he makes up with his hot bod, hot pecs, treasure trail and that scrumptious nose. I will definitely give him a shaking and see what beverage I get! I might also add that he shows off his peen in a quite forgettable movie.

Gerard Butler

Man Jerry can fill out a kilt like no other. We love him for his brogue as much as his schnozz. And there are no bad Butler movies, bad actresses like Hillary Swank opposite him and he did his own singing for Phantom of the Opera. Also, how about those abs in 300? Woof!

Andy Garcia

The guy's got it going. He can act and is good in comedies and dramas and the occasional thriller. Plus he's got a hairy chest. Muy guapo hombre.

Jake Gyllenhaal

Caught my eye way before Bareback Mountain. Great blue bedroom eyes and Mess has a photo of him in his Prince of Persia chesticle glory!

Alec Baldwin

Woof! This guy has it all. He's got a schnozz and a hairy chest that goes on for days. And he's surrounded by good looking brothers. You know he's the reason we watch 30 Rock.

Channing Tatum

Here we have a prominent nose and he was just in a tear jerker of a movie, Dear John which Chiflado recommends. It makes up for his previous turkeys.

David Beckham

Oh Adonis of the perfect body. The tatts take away from the natural beauty of the schnozolla but we still idolize it.

Orlando Bloom

Here's a nice British schnozz. Chiflado is not limited strictly to European noses although there are some hotties in Europe.

Ben Rothlisberger

Hot quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Overall hottie, his pecs and schnozz really make him outstanding.

Jon Hamm

Just finished watching Mad Men Season 3 and not only does Hamm have a hot schnozz, he's got that great 60's look and 5 o'clock shadow and looks great in a beard. And don't get me started on his hairy chest. Woof!

Found on the Web

Don't know who he is but I came across this delicious nose while searching for famous noses. I'm an equal opportunity nosephile.

Antonio Banderas

I think ya'll probably have figured out by now I'm one for a hot European schnozz and there are many. Here's one of my favourites discovered by my favourite Spanish director Pedro Almodovar. The added bonus to this babe is his hot accent.

Jordi Molla

Hot Spanish actor works well with comedy and drama and thrillers. Great eyes and hairy chest to boot.

Michael Phelps

Mike deserves a gold medal for his schnozz alone and for these Speedos rather than the other outfit he wears when swimming. Chiflado thinks the Olympic Committee should bring these back into competition. Mike has a prominent nose and large feet so one can just imagine.

John Corbett

Long before My Big Fat Greek Wedding, we fell in love with John as DJ Chris in the morning in Northern Exposure. Plus he has a furry chest to boot. Great nose.

Christopher Noth

Who can forget Mr Big! Was it the schnozz or the shoe size that gave him that nickname?

Louis Garrel

Another hot Frenchie. Check out his breakthrough performance in Bertolucci's The Dreamers. He also appears in films directed by his father film director Philippe Garrel.

Christopher Meloni

Another rare american with a hot nose. I have been a Meloni fan even before seeing his peen on Oz. But there is more to a man than a peen and schnozz, this guy has a hot bod to boot.

Daniel Hendler

Another hot Argentinian. Love the schnozz and hairy chest. He mostly makes dramas with Jewish plotlines. He's also starting to make some Spanish films.

Leonardo Sbaraglia

This hot Argentine actor gets my nips a'twitching. I have yet to see a bad Sbaraglia film. He's done mostly Argentinian films but he's branched out to Spanish films and he still does not let me down.

David Guetta

Found this babe on a website recommended by Mess. David is a multi-platinum selling artist in Europe. His signature sound of quirky, electro, house and dirty pop is igniting across the world. And gotta love that prominent nose.

Daniel Auteuil

Yet another hot Frog. Auteuil is great at drama, comedy, and even swash-buckling films. For fun and action, watch the period piece On Guard and for a laugh riot, watch Le Valet or Mon Meilleur Ami.

Thierry Lhermitte

Another hot Frenchie. Great at comedy and drama, look out for The Dinner Game for a laugh riot. Gotta love those grenouilles.

Samuel Le Bihan

Vive la France! Le Bihan is quite the hot actor, be on the lookout for a film called Brotherhood of the Wolf. Il est tres beau, n'est-pas?

Evgeni Plushenko

Russia's bad boy of skating. At the Vancouver games where he won the silver medal, it was posted on his blog that he won the platinum medal, which there isn't. Still gotta love the nose and here's a perfect profile.